I write. I make dorky videos. I like coffee. I am addicted to lipstick. You should bake me a nice pie. rjkeller.orgTumblr (3.0; @rjkeller)http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eced1d66187e18d12ad018358dc6435a/tumblr_mn1p35m98t1qccks5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50814669792http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50814669792Sun, 19 May 2013 08:23:29 -0400Liz Lemoncaptain mal30 rockfireflynathan filliontina feyjack donaghyalec baldwin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb54yrcoFJ1qctci0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://literaryglamour.tumblr.com/post/50528926367/and-me" target="_blank">literaryglamour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And me</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50812767647http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50812767647Sun, 19 May 2013 07:33:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14399ddb2c0d77213fb0faf764c82c19/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7189aba5b3f34764ab5b54ff0f81d8a2/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f4dd36d6b68f6136ebc0075e22e868e/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21dea19d787edc26db6291a1f3823cb8/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba3b30ad2e31525c8b44abd0c81214e0/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d1d75a8cba13fe6ac7928b589ec9c1a/tumblr_mmuvw6JwnK1ron04jo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/50783928421/my-truth-is-in-the-stars-doctor-who-the" target="_blank">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><strong>My truth is in the stars</strong></h2> <p>Doctor Who: The Survivors</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50812692485http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50812692485Sun, 19 May 2013 07:31:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cc313db473b74c9440580a9f0f66521/tumblr_mn0j05miXd1qh0nwmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b183426b43aeada8c6173d6ba990dc7/tumblr_mn0j05miXd1qh0nwmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f8ea099bbfab92cdbcbaac4a50dd84f/tumblr_mn0j05miXd1qh0nwmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91b7fd62c3d5b8653ed52815e2801186/tumblr_mn0j05miXd1qh0nwmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50770356903http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50770356903Sat, 18 May 2013 20:14:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd1052bf28b9fb0bb2eb33d3b8d48d7e/tumblr_mn0dz7DkwH1qm3gr4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43e1eb68c7dbe78143e7512f411609e5/tumblr_mn0dz7DkwH1qm3gr4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/976c6f2e9b2ed8ebb9b0c7df764f6139/tumblr_mn0dz7DkwH1qm3gr4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/706f36693214380ca49c9f105cc4ee5c/tumblr_mn0dz7DkwH1qm3gr4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-whisper-men.tumblr.com/post/50750035352/at-this-exact-moment-i-lost-my-shit" target="_blank">the-whisper-men</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>at this exact moment, I lost my wits.</p> </blockquote> <p>SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!</p>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50769675804http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50769675804Sat, 18 May 2013 20:04:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9aix8xSzX1qhq27ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gytrash.tumblr.com/post/50739837573/gallifreyan" target="_blank">gytrash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gallifreyan River</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50769171655http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50769171655Sat, 18 May 2013 19:56:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e940e282514e3d5b8b0414669e3cf3b/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d634097b1436124b04ff6d66825522e8/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e1425531aad8d359b0613139a451a69/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10acc6a34b7773c8e14dd863841d5ef0/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2c6ddf4e4d783ad06ffea64295f21d3/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26ce19c68be149b24bfdbd80125f2975/tumblr_mmyh937Zi91s67vyfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50726671384http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50726671384Sat, 18 May 2013 09:34:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f33d632fd7d6f9d8543eee97a1c686de/tumblr_mm9k5nlFO01qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/50687730613/video-h-t-cineraria" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/05/bengal-kittens-desperately-want-to-come.html" target="_blank">video</a>] [h/t: <a href="http://cineraria.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">cineraria</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50699420604http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50699420604Fri, 17 May 2013 22:56:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2eb2bf42d541bb462e3167055ea85da0/tumblr_mmykf6Vh5L1s9lgs0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b18fc29685086cae310c2a88439efdf/tumblr_mmykf6Vh5L1s9lgs0o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50696155003http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50696155003Fri, 17 May 2013 22:11:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cd9cbc22f0b00a11bd7608464db22ba/tumblr_mmwwqwWlCO1qjtuaro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f24e9b86ec879602375f0a444c2be81b/tumblr_mmwwqwWlCO1qjtuaro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/50672683811/sass" target="_blank">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#sass</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50672770917http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50672770917Fri, 17 May 2013 16:29:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f456345f9cc7e48b3957f4eae91d1c1f/tumblr_mmwaksTuXk1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennstarkid.tumblr.com/post/50595266743/tastefullyoffensive-reversed-cotton-candy" target="_blank">jennstarkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50578097864/reversed-cotton-candy-eating" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Reversed cotton candy eating.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50648477948http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50648477948Fri, 17 May 2013 08:38:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c180eee3d7b8a2c877fdeb19c3320119/tumblr_mmg0wsybb11rb385fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://repooperaphantomtime.tumblr.com/post/49872044954/this-is-too-perfect" target="_blank">repooperaphantomtime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is too perfect</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50629792679http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50629792679Thu, 16 May 2013 23:49:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrp5je5F771qhjxdoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whynotramble.tumblr.com/post/10344818448/gpoy" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50627964447http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50627964447Thu, 16 May 2013 23:22:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5771d7134079237c1f9abb55c8b7556/tumblr_mh31jcF3hD1rnvzfwo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teachingliteracy.tumblr.com/post/41356731303/amandaonwriting-how-to-end-your-novel-the-dos" target="_blank">teachingliteracy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandaonwriting.tumblr.com/post/41343628763" target="_blank">amandaonwriting</a>:</p> <p><strong>How to end your novel</strong></p> <p><strong>The Dos and Don’ts</strong><span> By James V. Smith Jr.</span></p> <p><strong><span>Don’ts</span></strong></p> <ol><li><span><strong>Don’t introduce any new characters or subplots.</strong> Any appearances within the last 50 pages should have been foreshadowed earlier, even if mysteriously.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Don’t describe, muse, explain or philosophize.</strong> Keep description to a minimum, but maximize action and conflict. You have placed all your charges. Now, light the fuse and run.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Don’t change voice, tone or attitude.</strong> An ending will feel tacked on if the voice of the narrator suddenly sounds alien to the voice that’s been consistent for the previous 80,000 words.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Don’t resort to gimmicks.</strong> No quirky twists or trick endings. The final impression you want to create is a positive one. Don’t leave your reader feeling tricked or cheated.</span></li> </ol><p><strong><span>Dos</span></strong></p> <ol><li><span><strong>Do create that sense of Oh, wow!</strong> Your best novelties and biggest surprises should go here. Readers love it when some early, trivial detail plays a part in the finale. </span></li> <li><span><strong>Do enmesh your reader deeply in the outcome.</strong> Get her so involved that she cannot put down your novel to go to bed, to work or even to the bathroom until she sees how it turns out.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Do resolve the central conflict.</strong> You don’t have to provide a happily-ever-after ending, but do try to uplift. Readers want to be uplifted, and editors try to give readers what they want.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Do afford redemption to your heroic character.</strong> No matter how many mistakes she has made along the way, allow the reader—and the character—to realize that, in the end, she has done the right thing.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Do tie up loose ends of significance.</strong> Every question you planted in a reader’s mind should be addressed, even if the answer is to say that a character will address that issue later, after the book ends.</span></li> <li><span><strong>Do mirror your final words to events in your opener.</strong> When you reach the ending, go back to ensure some element in each of your complications will point to the beginning. It’s the tie-back tactic. Merely create a feeling that the final words hearken to an earlier moment in the story.</span></li> </ol><p><span>By James V. Smith Jr.</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.writersdigest.com/whats-new/the-dos-and-donts-of-novel-endings" target="_blank">Source</a> for Dos and Don’ts. Visit <a href="http://www.writersdigest.com/" target="_blank">Writers Digest</a> for more.</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50627294440http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50627294440Thu, 16 May 2013 23:12:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/038e65a92a354b68ba15afd860c90568/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo1_r7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0cdc92cc3711d3d99fd0275487163e3/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo10_r7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed2e8b3536033968e97e719cbf079a5a/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo3_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1882f1edc42a4293e01c7cb788531e6/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/842aaabab7bbfc3807651be8bc140684/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67a3cf1f514cfb06c851d48057ee6c09/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo5_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9db4a58c674229d4432a0b7724b8ee6/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo6_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e11d68ef5d8ce1bb7a13321826206467/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo7_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef3ac4067ad21eec0933396870e8685c/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo8_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccbcc8cce094c23c3f48fa04bf78ba80/tumblr_mm41raC7ql1qlj8quo9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong><small>The TARDIS Console Room through the Years</small></strong></p> <p><em><small>The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop—</small></em><strong>everywhere</strong><em>.</em></p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50624650015http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50624650015Thu, 16 May 2013 22:37:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8795eb30ba2de69188d0381bfc667019/tumblr_mmwugs2jyJ1rd10xoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b973460ecc6f7104326f5a97daf995a/tumblr_mmwugs2jyJ1rd10xoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmwugs2jyJ1rd10xoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmwugs2jyJ1rd10xoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raideo.tumblr.com/post/50605343429/tf2maelgwyn-buzzfeedceleb-george-takei" target="_blank">raideo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tf2maelgwyn.tumblr.com/post/50605257938/buzzfeedceleb-george-takei-responds-to-fans-of" target="_blank">tf2maelgwyn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeedceleb.tumblr.com/post/50602040215/george-takei-responds-to-fans-of-traditional" target="_blank">buzzfeedceleb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage-fans" target="_blank">George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god I love this man</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50619160162http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50619160162Thu, 16 May 2013 21:28:52 -0400<a href="http://popculturezoo.com/2013/05/old-trekkie-new-universe-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-abrams-trek/">Pop Culture Zoo » Old Trekkie, New Universe: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Abrams’ Trek</a>: <p>“We as fans can decide we hate something pretty entertaining because it doesn’t line up with our own interpretation of previous stories, or we can try to figure out ways it does. That’s why Trek Magazine existed. That’s why Marvel handed out ‘no prizes.’ That’s why we still mourn the Ponds even though the Statue of Liberty can’t possibly be a Weeping Angel because it’s made out of copper and not stone.”</p>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50612710209http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50612710209Thu, 16 May 2013 20:01:16 -0400star trekjj abramspop culture zoo<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/04/transgender-rights-gay-marriage-doma.html">Transgender Rights in the Era of Same-Sex Marriage: Are We Forgetting the </a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>The United States moves inexorably toward granting equality to the L.G.B., but in the process, while still pronouncing that satisfying final consonant, we often, in practice, drop the T. No federal law offers protection to transgender people from discrimination in the workplace; the population sees double the usual rate of unemployment, and ninety per cent of transgender individuals report harassment, mistreatment, or discrimination at work.</div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50611324305http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50611324305Thu, 16 May 2013 19:41:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0303f555699ae41e6e785c587e5193e/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58bc5044b0cc352516d0dc084f0d45fc/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/640d7937b4d7acb4818a19aceedd3aef/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7574d59b83a352448f51a099f5bbff78/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f2b6d3eca27dd2dc8636c6e0690e63a/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3c253e5422468d2e9bdcd0b8f42bad6/tumblr_mmvrftcfsm1r5jekoo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/50600466650/river" target="_blank">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><strong>River.</strong></h2> </blockquote> <p></p>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50610924850http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50610924850Thu, 16 May 2013 19:35:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087h0XK651ron6r7o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stoya.tumblr.com/post/18815536315/dear-us-government-once-again-please-kindly" target="_blank">stoya</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya</p> </blockquote>http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50610845593http://rjkeller.tumblr.com/post/50610845593Thu, 16 May 2013 19:34:47 -0400