R.J. Keller

author of Waiting For Spring

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What plaid flannel-wearing, cheese eating, yahoo of a milkman governor signed that idiot bill into state law? It was me, wasn’t it?
Jed Bartlet, Somebody’s Going to Emergency, Somebody’s Going to Jail (via wryan)

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I gave my co-worker a ride home from work last night. As she got into my car she said, “Oh my god, I love your car! It smells like…it smells like love!”

For the record, Pumpkin Spice (available in handy potpourri bags at AC Moore for $1 plus tax) is the official smell of love.

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sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

wow that’s a pretty concise essay

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